goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can have the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

(via angelinarosereeves)


insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

(via hellomenamepotato)


qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

(via y-a-y-a-yaoi)


missisanfi:

Baby Bunnies

(via royal-aine)


daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via leanneabanana)


maroders:

sexual orientation: list of upcoming marvel studio films 

(via starspangled-warpaint)


cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via neotheresa)


evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

evolutia:

toneverforever:

Post racial Amerikkka

I’m so disgusted.

(via greaserotaku)



sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

(via corrupt-yaoi-owl)



manola-das-dorgas:

accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(via levis-short-ass)


titanbender:

titanbender:

titanbender:

i just overheard a guy say “you watch anime? damnnnnn hispter” and im just like image

now they are talking about what animes are the most hipsters 

the worst part is that they said the most hipster anime is naruto, im about to throw my chicken nuggets at them god help me

(via levis-short-ass)



ghostrickbara:

makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

jesus christ pIVI

(via goddamn-it-eren)